In the words of Jack Torrance, "I'm Home."

If you don't know Jack Torrance, then you've missed a great Stephen King / Stanley Kubrick flick, "The Shining."

So - like Jack - I'm "home." I've been on vacation since last week. When I'm on vacation, the only technologies I use are my SUV, an occasional greasy diner, and beer opener. No cell phones. No GPS. No laptops. Unless there's an emergency, of course.

To those of you who have submitted questions during my absence: Thank you. In the immortal words of one of my favorite technologies, the auto-answering service, "your call will be taken in the order it was received."

DR Dan